• Do you know your innocuous quotes?
    06/30/07 by: Jeremy

    The "100 movies, 100 quotes, 100 numbers" montage. I think I scored 89, but it's hard to tell. Give it a try, it's alot of fun.

    Galactus explained!
    06/28/07 by: Jeremy

    Now I get it. I'm so embarrassed.

    Grand Opening! Our new Cartoon Page!
    06/28/07 by: Jeremy

    I've been hard at work on our newest edition to the FlickSkinny legacy, our new and improved cartoon page!

    It's not completely done yet, but it's good enough for gub'ment werk. Check it out!!!!

    P.s.- We have not had our baby yet, so I still have time to kill.

    Our new Movies!!!
    06/21/07 by: Jeremy

    Last night was the "Sprockets Music Video Competition" in Athens GA , and as we always do, we made a couple of animated shorts to be shown there. Now you can see them too by clicking below.

    Haircuts that made History vol.1

    Haircuts that made History vol.2

    Hope you like them (and that these links work).

    The most fun you'll have this morning.
    06/19/07 by: Jeremy

    The worst album covers of all time. In my life time I have personally owned number 44, 61 and 1. I wish I still had them.

    No Skinny next week:(
    06/17/07 by: Jeremy

    Sorry all, but I have a baby due on Sunday and, let's face it, next week kind of sucks on the film-front anyway. Hopefully, I'll be able to convince this kid to vacate my wifes womb in time for "Die Hard 4" which comes out two weeks from now. I keep yelling at my wifes belly, but the kid apparently ain't listening, an obvious harbinger of things to come.

    To hold you over until then, here is a newly added comic from the distant stone age (2005), that's right, the internet premiere of the original "Fantastic Four" FlickSkinny!

    f4

    It certainly is your lucky week, isn't it?

    If that isn't enough to thrill you, than read this. I suspect a "Miami Vice" style series coming soon based on this real-life problem. Watch this space for details.

    Happy Birthday to me!
    06/15/07 by: Jeremy

    Send arms in leui of gifts.

    Earthstorm!
    06/08/07 by: Jeremy

    Just wanted to call attention to an amzing new movie coming out soon called "Earthstorm" starring Stephen Baldwin and Dirk Benedict. Me and Clint laughed our asses off watching it last night at the ol' Video Vision. Check it out!

    Germany is for lovers.
    06/04/07 by: Jeremy

    Germany knows how to treat it's ladies with class and style.

    Clint's website!
    06/01/07 by: Jeremy

    Our mutual buddy Clint has started his own website where he can put all his non-FlickSkinny related stuff up.

    Me, I don't have any non-FlickSkinny related stuff. I'm dedicated.:)

    Cracked's pathetic "That Guy" list.
    05/30/07 by: Jeremy

    Hey, Cracked, watch something made before 1993! In order to be a "that guy" you have to be unknown by any standard other than your face! James Cromwell's had friggin' Oscar nominations for Christs' sake (although I did recently see him in an episode of Columbo wearing short shorts and billed as "Jimmy").

    No William Bendix! No Slim Pickens! No Strother Martin! No Franklin Pangborn! No Billy Gilbert! No William Demarest!

    NO M. EMMET WALSH! Tragedy, I tells ya'!

    Clint, would also like to enter for consideration Jeffrey Jones, which is more of an actual oversight on their part, as opposed to just the sour grapes I'm dishing out.

    Hey, this is actually kind of fun. Look for our own top 20 "That Guy" list, coming soon.:)

     

    SURPRISE BONUS SKINNY!
    05/23/07 by: Jeremy

    Hey everyone, we had a friday deadline this week and just could not fathom starting a three hour and ten minute movie at a midnight screening. So "Pirates 3" is out and "Georgia Rule" is in!

    We may go see "Pirates" on Saturday, but who knows? Three hours is a daunting task. Maybe, I'll just stay home, open a bottle of scotch and get my "Lohan" on.

    Nerd Alert!
    05/21/07 by: Clint

    Mary Jane figurine....coming soon to a creepy nerd's bookshelf near you.

    Clint and Jeremy finally see the worst movie ever.
    05/20/07 by: Jeremy

    It took a long time but we finally did it. We saw "Epic Movie". Avoid at all costs.

    Eli Roth Announces a Whole Movie of Trailers
    05/15/07 by: Jeremy

    I give up.

    Sign of the times?
    05/13/07 by: Jeremy

    A credit check for underwear?

    Adios, Farfour. We hardly knew thee.
    05/08/07 by: Jeremy

    The merits of diplomacy versus those of military action in dealing with terrorism could be debated until the end of humanity, but the one thing we we can all agree on is that there is probably no easier way to wipe-out Islamic Jihad than a Disney lawsuit.

    Oldies not necessarily goodies.
    05/05/07 by: Jeremy

    In honor of "Spider-Man 3" I decided to bring back 2 older comics that haven't been put online yet. The first two films had FlickSkinnies and boy are they crappy. Our handwriting is just atrocious, but some of the jokes still work...sort of...

    check 'em, out:

    Spider-Man

    Spider-Man 2

    Scorsese revisiting old territory
    05/03/07 by: Jeremy

    "Raging Burt", anyone?

    THE LAST STRAW!
    05/01/07 by: Jeremy

    I don't care what it takes, IRAN MUST GO DOWN! For the sake of the civilized world!

    Lynch knows children!
    04/30/07 by: Jeremy

    If there's one thing that kids do well it's sit still and be quiet.

    Congratualtions Miyamoto!
    04/24/07 by: Jeremy

    My number 1, absolute favorite person ever is up for the Time top 100! Why he's being lumped in with the rest of these degenerates and drug addicts is beyond me, but I'll congratulate him anyway.

    It's been a bad week for geekdom.
    04/24/07 by: Jeremy

    Evidenced by this and this.

    Last FlickSkinny ever?
    04/21/07 by: Jeremy

    I'd have to say it's a distinct possibility because a tree has fallen on my shed and I'm about to go use a chainsaw on it. If I survive then we'll go see "The Condemned" next week, if not...remember me how I was, young, beautiful and sassy.

    Look who's coming to BROADWAY!
    04/19/07 by: Jeremy

    But will he die of AIDS at the end...now that's the question.

 

 

 

 

 

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